Oh my god, I think I've hit my limit (huh-oh)
'Cause I keep fantasizin' 'bout the image (huh-huh-huh-oh)
Of plannin' the sweetest revenge (haha)
Of callin' up one of your friends (hey, Baby)
You call me dramatic but this time I've had it
Your nightmare's about to begin
Feels like this dark daydream's quite specific
And you're in it
Ooh-oh, I might take a hammer to all your guitars
I wanna start a fire in all your favourite bars
I'd take the high road, but Baby, what a waste
You're gonna call me crazy anyway (you're gonna call me crazy)
Oh my god, you've quite the reputation
(You got it, oh, it's not a good one, Baby)
Joke's on me for thinkin' I'd be different (oh, I'm not special)
Feel bad for the one in your bed (ah)
She doesn't know what's comin' next (oh)
And even if I ruin your life
I'll still be your favourite ex
You say I've got a good imagination
Well, my next creation is
Ooh-oh, I might take a hammer to all your guitars
I wanna start a fire in all your favourite bars
I'd take the high road, but Baby what a waste
You're gonna call me crazy
I'll write songs about you until I'm a star
I wanna slash your tyres, but you don't have a car
I'd take the high road, but Baby, what a waste
You're gonna call me crazy anyway
(Call me, ooh, you're gonna call me crazy)
Oh my god, I think I've hit my limit
What a shame
That every girl you date turns out to be
Insane
Ooh-oh, I might take a hammer to all your guitars
I wanna start a fire in all your favourite bars
I'd take the high road, but baby what a waste (what a waste)
You're gonna call me (ooh) crazy
I'll write songs about you until I'm a star
I wanna slash your tyres, but you don't have a car
I'd take the high road, but Baby, what a waste (what a waste)
You're gonna call me crazy anyway (you're gonna call me crazy)
You're gonna call me crazy anyway
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