Laugh About It

We didn't end on good terms
But I don't wanna watch your world burn
I wouldn't use a word as strong as hate
But I hope they cancel trains when you're running late

I could've lost all control
But I just hope that all your teas go cold
Shrink your jeans so they're too tight
Get stuck at every red light

I don't want you again
I just wanna drive you insane
My back hit your knife
But I'll only low-key ruin your life
I know you're not that bad a guy
I still hope you're haunted by
The most inconvenient shit
So I can laugh about it
So I can laugh about it

I'd sleep a little better at night
If I knew you weren't doin' alright
You think I'm sounding too petty
Shoulda thought about that before you left me
My heart is empty like a bottle of gin
And the space in the bed that you used to be in
So it only makes sense that I want your life to be
Just a little unhappy

I don't want you again
I just wanna drive you insane
My back hit your knife
But I'll only low-key ruin your life
I know you're not that bad a guy
I still hope you're haunted by
The most inconvenient shit
So I can laugh about it
So I can laugh about it

I hope your pen runs out of ink
And you drain your battery
There's a really loud noise every time you try to sleep
Your credit card declines
You get stuck in long lines
And somebody hits your car
But you come out alright

You're intolerant to gluten
Your clothes are always stupid
Your Netflix always buffers
You can never get an uber
Your hair is falling out, and you get a paper cut
You bring a ten to bed, but you just can't get it up
(Is that too much?)

I don't want you again
I just wanna drive you insane
My back hit your knife
But I'll only low-key ruin your life
I know you're not that bad a guy
I still hope you're haunted by
The most inconvenient shit
So I can laugh about it

(You know I can laugh about it)
So I can laugh about it
So I can laugh about it