London Skit

[Skit]

London, England, January

The weather, gray

The rain, thick

{Laughs}

I wake up, depression all around me

Dark thoughts clouding my mind

And I open the drawer and I see two things:

I see the warm Tod loafers

I see the crisp cashmere socks

And I know that today is going to be a good day

A hundred dollars a sock

{Laughs}

Two ankles, you do the math

Pull them on

Socks on the first, followed by the loafers

Then I know from that day, that week, that month, that year, that decade

That millennium

That we'll be rich forever

Rich forever!