We Got Married Twice (Interlude)

We got married twice
We actually
The first time we-
Well I needed health insurance
And I was getting nervous because
Hahaha
You know?
So I- and we, he-
He was concerned I didn't have health insurance too
The day we got married though-
He had-
He had major, you know your dad had bad teeth
'Cause he grew up in England
So I had taken him for like
A double root canal with crown work
And you dad didn't numb up easily
So they had given like enough-
Is this like a marriage story?
This is part of the marriage story
Okay, go on
So anyway
Then I brought him home
Because I mean, they have to tranquillizer him like an elephant
Because he just didn't numb up
Well then, he ended up sleeping for a while
And then he woke up, he says
"Oh my gosh, what time is it?"
And I told him the time, he says
"We need to go for a ride"
I said, "But- What are you talking about?"
He said, "Please, I just need to go for a ride"
So I loaded your dad into the car
And he said
"Let's go to the park"
And so we drove up to Griffith Park Observatory
Standing in front of the statue was my friend, Willy Wipsher
And another friend of ours
And we got married literally on the spot
In front of the statue
While your dad was coming off of his dental medication
Hahaha
Yeah so-
But I didn't tell anybody
I mean, I hadn't told-
We didn't tell anybody
But I- you know I got health insurance