Asshole

[Verse 1]

You woke up an asshole

I couldn't believe my eyes

I really hate my bad eye

And I thought you knew

[Verse 2]

You woke up my girlfriend

I can't believe my luck

I can't believe my bad luck

And I should have known

[Verse 3]

You told your friends about me

I'm not as smart as you

And all your stupid questions

I don't laugh at you

[Interlude]

Can't get it out of your head

Can't get it out of your head

Why do I turn to him?

How can I change you?

How can I?

How can I change you?

[Bridge]

And I hope things work out well for you

And I'm not coming back

And you knew all along

And you stole my best line

And you're right

You know, I'd go to fucking hell for you

[Outro]

There I go, believing you again

There I go, believing you again