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Robert Pollard – Soul Train College Policeman (1999) | Track profile | Dork

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Robert Pollard
Speak Kindly of Your Volunteer Fire Department
Soul Train College Policeman

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Soul Train College Policeman

Release date: 5th November 1999

From Speak Kindly of Your Volunteer Fire Department

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About This Track

"Soul Train College Policeman" is a track by Robert Pollard, from the album Speak Kindly of Your Volunteer Fire Department, released 5th November 1999. Full lyrics are available below.

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Robert Pollard

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Lyrics

Soul Train College Policeman

When she needs a public apology

Silence will do

Up in an ugly room

Everybody dances

Soul train college policeman

Man, it's the age, stars and the stripes

Finger to the moon

Baby, stay shaking, laughing and baking

Post Christmas cupcake hand-grenades

Soul train college policeman

Oh, soul train college policeman

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Track details

From Speak Kindly of Your Volunteer Fire Department

1999

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Album

Speak Kindly of Your Volunteer Fire Department

14th December 1999

Release year

1999

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