The Duchess

Oh my wife is tall and short

She won't do what she ought

She never lies, but then again

She lies down all day long

Oh

My wife is fat and thin

She's generous and mean

She's –––––, and

Her secret's safe with me

Oh

My wife is old and young

So sweet with her poison tongue

On her evenings off she blackmails toffs

But her secret's safe with me

Oh

My wife is tall and short

She hangs out down the port

Says "Hello sailor, how's your dad?"

But her secret's safe with me

Oh

My wife is sour and sweet

She dit dit dit delete

She's lalala ladida, butter

Secret's safe with me