The Duchess

Oh my wife is tall and short She won't do what she ought She never lies, but then again She lies down all day long Oh My wife is fat and thin She's generous and mean She's –––––, and Her secret's safe with me Oh My wife is old and young So sweet with her poison tongue On her evenings off she blackmails toffs But her secret's safe with me Oh My wife is tall and short She hangs out down the port Says "Hello sailor, how's your dad?" But her secret's safe with me Oh My wife is sour and sweet She dit dit dit delete She's lalala ladida, butter Secret's safe with me