Stone Cold Sober

[Intro]

Woo

[Verse 1]

Never get to bed before sun up

Always get caught in the rain

Sometimes I might get in trouble

Never was one to complain

Now gentleman, you must agree

Ain't it worth it when you're out on cloud 33

[Chorus]

To be stone cold sober again

Down in the alley again

Stone cold sober again

[Verse 2]

Never found a dime in a gutter

Always get my best friends drunk

If the pres'dent tries to call me

Say, "Rodney, come on over for lunch"

I'd say, "Gentlemen, excuse me please

But I'm busy with my buddies up on cloud 33"

[Chorus]

Yeah, stone cold sober again

Down in the alley again

Stone cold sober again

[Verse 3]

Sunday is a drag, so forget it

Monday you can make up for that;

Tuesday, take a taste for dinner

If you're alright, spend it in bed

But on Thursday prepare for your weekend

And let Friday disappear into Saturday mornin'

[Chorus]

When you're stone cold sober again

Down in the alley again

Stone cold sober again

Stone cold sober again

Down in the alley again

Stone cold sober again

[Outro]

I don't mind stone cold sober again

Down in the alley again

Stone cold sober again