Shonen Jump

[Monkey D. Luffy: Rustage]

Starting with the number one, hey

How'd a pirate get this long, hey

'Cause I ate the Gum Gum

See them run run when I hit that gun, hey

Sailing, I'm talking no breaks

When my crew's on the move as we pillage the Grand Line

Looting the treasure we can find

I'm blowing up like a landmine

Going gear second

I reckon that I'm a weapon

I'm wrecking up those who threaten

In messing with my own brethren

Stay repping, look where I'm heading

No question, the Yonkos sweating

I'm betting the words I'm yelling

I'm king and there's no forgetting

[Gon Freecss: Fabvl]

I'll jump the competition

Really, there's no contest

Channelled future Nen

And most of y'all ain't even bomb yet

It's nonsense

Pro exams completed as a child

Hisoka, I think

These clowns are living in denial

So don't make me power up

I'll call the thunder in my right hand

If you want the strongest shonen

Then you called the right man

They might Stan

Treat you all like Pitou, it won't take long

Name is Gon and this time

I'mma make sure that you stay gone

[Naruto Uzumaki: None Like Joshua]

Oh, better believe it's Naruto

Who's the best hero? All of you know

My legacy is happening

I got a type of running named after me while you're slow

Can't keep up with my chakra flow

Except Hinata, I'm her ho-

Kage, all I did is call her and I told her to come over

'Cause my parents are not home

Out of these ninjas, you can watch my dub

Even all my filler is so far above

When it comes to Boruto, why y'all given up

Like I did with simpin' on Sakura?

Killer B's rapping, but I get the encore

With the power that I bring, I don't really want yours

'Cause I came from the swing, everybody shunned more

Now you're looking at the king of this Jump Force

[Yugi Muto: Connor Quest!]

I'm a master, you be practice newbies

That's a doozy for Yami Yugi

Puzzle did something like a Hadron tunnel

'Cause now I got Atem through me

Champ of the match, see fans fawn

No matter what hand's drawn

I'm kicking up dust, metal tanks in land form

When we d-d-d-d-duel, there's sandstorms

Cards are flipping, I need an answer quick

And I might find my Dark Magician

If I wish hard and believe

Enough in the heart that's in 'em

I see Seto's fear

Pull the fifth part of Exodia

Guess it all came to a head so clear

That your deck's gonna get X'd, oh dear

[Asta Staria: Eddie Rath]

Welcome to the magic

It's a tale that's tragic

Filled with the pain that's harder than plastic

Especially when you discover that you don't have it

When I started, I was less than amazing

But now that I've been chosen

By the grimoire, I'm rising to the occasion

In a blazing flame of magic

Ain't no hocus pocus

And abracadabra

Not a wizard you joke with

This is not Gandalf the Gray, but you shall not pass

Hopeless, better be ferocious

Was the poorest orphan

Living in darkness, but now that I'm focused

I be thanking all my hardships

[Ichigo Kurosaki: IBDL]

Uh

Hittin' back with that Bankai

Got that power

Like it came out of the Dangai

Pops passed the torch

Now I'm the fam's don guy

Think you Aizen

But you looking like that Don guy

Y'all like Soi Fon

Your raps barely sting

My bars are Getsuga Tensho

Got that masterful swing

They say it ain't over

'Til the fat lady sings

But you'll know it's really over

When that black lady sings

[Koro-Sensei: CDawgVA]

Mach speed, blow up the moon

Now I'm making these children write essays

Coming with tentacles, teach you a lesson

In why you don't mess with the sensei

I amaze, used to be the reaper

Now, I run this class

I can turn a loser to assassin

Do it real fast

[Light Yagami: Zach B]

I think I've been out of my head - gift was given

Made some poor decisions that I wish I didn't

But I'd do it again, feeling different

I was on a mission to achieve my vision

With a page and a pen - sit and listen

To the words I've written, I ain't even finished

'Til I see that they're dead, don't even try

To pretend there's no malicious intent

Stay in my thoughts, stick to the morals I've got

And kill anyone who is not

Just never get caught until every criminal rots

They'll consider me as a god

At whatever cost, that's how I excel

I cannot be stopped even if I fell

I'm taking 'em off, if you couldn't tell

I gave up a lot to give you this L

[Shoyo Hinata: Shwabadi]

Yeah, here comes Hinata

When I'm on the court, the enemy has got their guard up

Never gonna fall off, bet I'm gonna pop off

Way short, but I'm packing punches like a sawed-off

Hot like a sauna, this ball of fire

Don't know nada, but I'm gonna chase desire

To go farther, every jump will take me higher

They put walls up, so I had to learn to fly

Putting up points, spiking it or clearing the way

Best decoy, got a little something to say

To anyone that doubts that I'm here to stay

Only got one goal: it's to play the game

Underestimated

I'm the ace, you just wait

When I spike it past the net

You might take it to the face

[Izuku Midoriya: Divide Music]

Coming in with 100% of me

I got you all trembling

Just with a flick of my finger

Put you back where you're supposed to be

I'm not holding back

I got you so calculated

I'm one step ahead

One For All gon' be demonstrated

Get it? Got it? Good

Nothing better, and you should know

Started at the bottom

But I made it to the top, so

Step aside

I'm climbing to great heights

With All Might at my side

Repping UA with pride, oh

[Yusuke Urameshi: GameboyJones]

Giving you the finger, spirit gun

Send you off with Botan, then you done

Hit you with the stick and I didn't need a grip

When I'm pulling from the hip, then click

Because I'm lock, loaded

The clip is ready to go

Got a shotgun

In my hand that's 'bout to blow

'Cause I'm hitting you quick, fast - giving you whiplash

Wearing these spirit cuffs

You can be human or demon

'Cause honestly, I just don't give a fuck

If you're looking for the best

Just know there's no other

'Cause I'm flexing out here

Like I'm the youngest Toguro brother

[Gintoki Sakata: Shao Dow]

They call me Gintoki, slim, not stocky

Lemme Shonen Jump on your leg and your body

Odd Job Gin, don't mess with my posse

If you touch my hair, then you will be sorry

ね? ぼけ, 何これ

うるせえな 'cause you're way too sloppy

Got a silver soul, Shiroyasha

Swing my sword and Amanto scatter

Gintama, not Kintama

Tell Shinpachi we need money

If Kagura or Katsura

Bring more trouble, we keep running

Pay rent? That's a waste of time

That weather girl, I will make her mine

You can beat me up and that's fair and fine

But if you hurt my friends, then prepare to die

[Tanjiro Kamado: DizzyEight]

Look

Slaying demons, that's what we do

If you filled with evil

Then my blade is highly lethal

If you coming at my people

Pray to God I never meet you

Ever mess with Nez

You KO'd when I see you

I've grown stronger

From that fateful day they found me

I trained hard to hone my skill

The progression so outstanding

My style like breathing water

That mean you can never drown me

Whirlpool, that mean

I'm slicing everything around me

[Emma: FrivolousShara]

E-M-M-A, 63194

Listen what I've got to say

The others walked seems, now we gotta run away

Don't you talk, adults are the enemy

You can break every bone

In my body, I won't falter

And if the plan fails

The idea simply alters

These demons scheming

But they ain't the only monsters

Our combined IQ

Breaks the safe, strength in numbers

Now we've woken from the slumber

Never ending perfect summers

Across the farm

You can't help but wonder

[Soma Yukihira: Diggz Da Prophecy]

See, I'm the anime Raekwon

The chef, baby, stay calm

You can't stand the heat?

Get out the kitchen, get a day job

Word

And the finale's superb

I take a sec, put on my band

And I'll be happy to serve

So ma, tell me what you like

And I can hook it up

Ya boy got them recipes

The best couldn't cook it up

And she gon' bust

From the taste of my meat

Chef, boy-are-dees boys

Always cooking up heat

[Jotaro Kujo: Dreaded Yasuke]

It's my go

They call me Jotaro

Don't get me mad, I'ma go fast only with jabs

You go through silos

Got that drip from Cairo

Girls will simp my silhouette

I don't think it's a typo fighting with a platinum psycho

None of y'all is a threat

What you gotta say in your breath?

Better speak with a bigger chest

Now you lying down with my pet

While Iggy piss on ya neck

All types of disrespect

What you expect? Go against a vet

Better get your techs, wanna get swept

Through the complex - now, who is next?

[Bobobo: BassedOlaf w/ ThighHighSenpai]

Bobobo making the foes stare

Call me the master of nose hair

Look at the hair on the heads of these anime characters

Brother, it's no fair

But I'm better than these guys

Don't you understand?

I came second place

At screaming face to face with desk fans

Afro is full of surprises

Look at my powers immense

Leaving Beauty screaming

Bobobo, that makes no sense

Hunting Hair Hunters

Saitama, I'm coming for you

Don patch

A better Super Saiyan God than Goku

[Goku (Kakarot): Daddyphatsnaps]

Oh, they went and called Kakarot

Had to be danger

Leave 'em flat footed like

They in the gravity chamber

I'm just looking for a challenge

Can you battle me, stranger?

Shonen Legend in the Saddle

And the power is major

Level up on the track

Flow Ultra Instinct

Bye, bye, bye

Fusion dance is always in-sync, wink

And they wonder

Why I'm last on the song?

'Cause when all of y'all were talking

I just formed a Spirit Bomb