The Great Escape*

[Verse 1]

I remember it clearly now

Jean shorts with the white pants

Put the keys up on the night stand

Tight man

Got a pint man

Right man

And I got a big whoop for a white man

I think

Here we go

Champagne in the glass

And this girl been a pain in the ass

But the fact she staying is actually proof that I got me permission to slay in the back

I'ma do that

Maybe cause this girl is a friend but I'm hoping I can amend to put friends to an end

It depends on the mood she's in

I'm two or three in

Need to make that

When I'm losing the game stays straight

But I'm cruising from lunch to a date

But she losing interest

She gon Pinterest

But I did this

Like wait kid, better start moving weight

She about to pull out

Then I'm like wait

Flip on the Full House

And then she like "No way this is okay my fav" and I'm like "No way, same"

Yeah right

Learned that from her Facebook

Great look

Five course side

I'm a great cook

She like "Wait but you said this was a dinner party" and I'm like "Hell yeah for two"

She like "Oh shoot play cool better hit the booze"

I got the bottles and I got the tools

I better make the move

Friendship 'bout to be removed

I got a lot to gain

I got a lot to lose

I gotta lot to prove and I'ma do that

Sex on my mind like it's a duel rap

I've been putting in work now I'm in love with her

And my game be sweeter than fruit snacks

So I look her in the face

We touch our lips

She like "Holy shit" and freak out

She go grab her bags and dip

But look at this

I don't lose because it's all part of a plan

I'm the man

Homie I'm a legend

[Chorus]

Welcome to the great escape