[MOLETAUR BACKUP]
Holes
[JUDGE JACKET]
I have my own story to tell
But before I get to that
I must admit our whole bureaucracy
Might seem divided
But there's one little thing
On which we all agree
[MOLETAUR BACKUP]
Holes matter
[FEMALE MOLETAUR BACKUP]
Nose-to-toes
[JUDGE JACKET WITH BACKUP]
Take a look inside
You'll see
[MOLETAUR BACKUP]
Three paces per circumference
[JUDGE JACKET]
But every holetaur knows
A moletaur's holes
Are superior in quality
[MOLETAUR BACKUP]
The finest burrows on the whole
[BADGERTAUR, spoken]
No, no, no. That's not true
[PRAIRIEDOGTAUR, spoken]
Nope. He's correct
[WORMTAURS, spoken]
Wormtaurs. Wormtaurs
[BADGERTAUR, spoken]
It's three paces per circumfеrence
[PRAIRIEDOGTAUR, spoken]
Uh-huh. She's corrеct
[GOPHERTAUR 1, spoken]
What about a gophertaur hole?
[GOPHERTAUR 2, spoken]
There you go
[GOPHERTAUR 1, spoken]
That's a good hole
[GOPHERTAUR 2, spoken]
That's a very good hole
[WORMTAUR, spoken]
Wormtaurs are left out completely? Is, i-is that what we're doing here?
[HORSE, spoken]
All right, congratulations. You guys almost got along for a second there. Ugh, this is pointless
[WEST COVINA bursts through the ground, HOLETAURS gasp]
[HORSE, spoken]
Glendale...
[WEST COVINA, spoken]
No. ¿Quién? No
[HORSE, spoken]
That costume is ridiculous
[WEST COVINA, spoken]
No es mi nombre
[WEST COVINA]
Me llamo West Covina
No me llamo Glendale
Pero si esperas encontrarla
Then she's probably in jail
Un agujero es un buen lugar
Para esconder sus cosas
Don't believe a word that Glendale says
'Cause she's a mentirosa
[HORSE, spoken]
Whoa! Okay. Sorry about that
If we could get back to what we were talking about, I think we were real close on the hole thing here
[BADGERTAUR, spoken]
That's got a good beat, don't it?
[HORSE, spoken]
What?
[BADGERTAUR, spoken]
The beat. It's a good beat. I can... I can move to it
[MOLETAUR 1, spoken]
Nice
[PRAIRIEDOGTAUR, spoken]
Yep yep yep. Yep yep yep
[HORSE, spoken]
Imagine if you guys could agree on something important
[WAMMAWINK, spoken]
Well, he's... He's kind of right, Horse. Mama's gettin' a little shoulder thing goin'
[BADGERTAUR, spoken]
Yeah. It's nice. Hey, back me up, everybody
[BADGERTAUR]
Bim-bam, lingy-lingy
Bim-bam, lingy-lingy, bim-bam!
[HORSE, spoken]
Yeah-- no!
[BADGERTAUR, WAMMAWINK & MOLETAURS]
Bim-bam, a-lingy-lingy
Bim-bam, lingy-lingy, bim-bam!
[HORSE, whispered]
Please stop!
[MORE HOLETAURS & WAMMAWINK]
Bim-bam, a-lingy-lingy
Bim-bam, lingy-lingy, bim-bam!
Bim-bam, a-lingy-lingy
Bim-bam, lingy-lingy, bim-bam!
Bim-bam, a-lingy-lingy
Bim-bam, lingy-lingy, bim-bam!
[HORSE, spoken]
Okay, friends, hi, hahaha
[WAMMAWINK, spoken]
Bim-bam... Uh, oh, sorry
[HORSE, spoken]
Back on task here. We're talkin' about holes. Holes good!
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