Hate Everyone

[Intro]

Did you know that there are people in the world

Annoyed with all the other people in the world?

And of all these angry people in the world

I am the angriest boy!

[Verse 1]

When I was spat onto the earth in a stream of guts

By mother nature, that green-eyed slut

I wasn't the first to get forced from a cut

In one to whom I still shall stay stuck

Staring from the cradle let my eyes take in

The baby-speak of my brain dead kin

Their goo-goo goggles reflecting the grin

Of a chub-faced alien

[Pre-Chorus]

Well, if you think I'm being harsh

Then baby, keep on counting stars, because...

[Chorus]

I hate everyone

I hate everyone

I hate everyone

Upon this cursed earth

[Verse 2]

Then I grew a few hairs where the sun don't shine

They packed me in a classroom to count the time

Studying the history of men's minds

Chasing tail and committing hate crimes

Rich hippie girl with a gas guzzler

Forced myself to fall in love with her

She was so strung out she'd swear it never occurred

The honkey king went back on his word

[Pre-Chorus]

The next one did the same

The blind leading the lame, all together now...

[Chorus]

I hate everyone

I hate everyone

I hate everyone

Upon this cursed earth

[Bridge]

How does it make you feel to be wanted?

How does it make you feel to be one of many?

How does it make you feel to be blunted?

How does it make you feel? How does it make you feel?

(I hate...) Actors who seem genuine

(I hate...) My ex-girlfriend though she's feminine

(I hate...) The singer with the denim skin

(I hate everyone)

(I hate...) That hospital in Texas

(I hate...) The rapper in the Lexus

(I hate...) The pills I ate for breakfast (...hate everyone!)

[Chorus]

I hate everyone

I hate everyone

I hate everyone

I hate everyone

[Outro]

'Cause I'm mired in hypocrisy (Oh!)

Yet, I'm still down with JC (Hey!)

I guess that everyone includes me!

(I hate everyone...) And that's why I'm a humanist