Showdown at P-Town

[Verse 1]

Meet me where the city turns to trees

And nothing comes for free

Let's see just how imposing you can be to me

So far from road-marks or homecoming games

Go on and drop your fucking names

Try to shift the blame

[Chorus]

Watch me take a crowbar

To your brand-new car

Without the things your daddy bought you

You won't get very far

Without your plastic friends

And your odds and ends

Would you still be a star?

[Verse 2]

The idle rich cocooned away from earth

You're cynical from birth

Tell me what you think your pride is worth to me

When all that you can do is call me gay

I'm sorry I don't swing that way

Yeah, and even if I did, I'd still say

[Chorus]

I'll take a crowbar

To your brand-new car

Without the things your daddy bought you

You won't get very far

Without your plastic friends

And your odds and ends

Would you still be a star?

[Bridge]

Do you think that you can take me now?

Your only weapon is your namesake anyhow

And if you think that you can take me now

You've got another thing coming

You fake, fake, fake

Oh!

Do you think I'm scared to play your games?

Battle is my middle name!

[Chorus]

Watch me take a crowbar

To your brand-new car

Without the things your daddy bought you

You won't get very far

Without your plastic friends

And your odds and ends

Would you still be a star?

[Outro]

Hope that you're insured

I hope that you're insured

I hope that you're insured

Hope that you're insured

Hope that you're insured