Total Revenge

[Verse 1]

When I like you, it's total revenge

I want to, but I can pretend

That I don't need to be your side again

[Pre-Chorus]

Wrap me up in a plastic case

Pat me down with your warm embrace

I wanna know where you've laid your face

At night for all these years

[Verse 2]

You're a problem that I can't abide

I could sleep well, if only I tried

But I stay up and dream of a bride to be

Oh me! Oh my!

[Pre-Chorus]

Give it up! I can't wait no more

I am stuck on your bedroom floor

With the thought that I may not be

As great as those who came before

[Chorus]

There's a man assigned to me

And he checks on my stability

We discuss you every week

Then I rinse and rinse, repeat

[Bridge]

But maybe, I can show you, baby!

Maybe, I can relax for good, whoa, baby!

I can show you, maybe, baby

[Chorus]

There's a man assigned to me

And he checks on my stability

We discuss you every week

Then I rinse and rinse, repeat

And he charges by the tear

'Til I weep no more, strictly out of fear

That I can't afford your love

And the moon just burns above

Okay