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Punk Side Story
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Maria

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"Maria" is a track by Schlong, from the album Punk Side Story. The track is 2:02 long.

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2:02

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Punk Side Story

—Prologue
1:32
—Jet Song
2:10
—Something’s Coming
2:41
—Dance At The Gym
3:53
—Maria
2:02
—America
3:08
—Tonight
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—Gee Officer Krupke
3:47
—I Feel Pretty
2:39
—One Hand One Heart
1:02
—Quintet
3:33
—The Rumble
1:00
—Somewhere
3:58
—Cool
2:42
—A Boy Like That/I Have A Love
3:14
—Finale
2:40

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