Never Been in Love

I've never been in love

I haven't got the time or inclination

In any format or configuration

I've really never been in love

Not when I've seen the stars above

Or when the night is still and moon is shining

And all the planets seem to be aligning

No sir, I've never been in love

I might have been a little drunk

I might have been a little melancholy

It's not as though I was a monk

But no, I’ve never been in love

I might have been a little off

Under the weather from the bad tamale

Maybe a sniffle and a cough

But I’ve never, ever, ever been in love

[Guitar lead]

I just got something in my eye

You can't say that was love

Come on, is this something you wanna argue?

Cause we're already halfway into part two

Now try to listen to me once more

One, two, three, four

I've never been in love

What is this, some kind of ridiculous test?

Why would I lie, and aren't you sick of this yet?

I've simply never been in love

I might have spoken off the cuff

I might have been a little idiotic

Mistakes were made, well, fair enough

That doesn't mean I was in love

Goddamn, who among us hasn't had a little [?]?

[?]

So listen pal, I think we're done

For the last time, I've never been in love