Better Than Aliens

[Verse 1]

They married young, she became a widow

And for all of her bingo friends, ditto

She succumbed to ordinary jive, and was miserable

Tired of waiting for her ship and captain

Too afraid that the prior would happen

Fell in love with an ordinary guy, who was dressed in drag

[Chorus]

Your love's better than aliens tonight

Your love's better than aliens tonight

Your love's better than aliens tonight

Your love's better than anything that I like a lot

[Post-Chorus]

How can you bury your head so deep in the bed?

(And pillowcase?)

Girl, there's no oxygen

[Verse 2]

Shortly after, the waves came crashing in

She moved on to find bigger fish to swim with

In the lonely, lonely November night

She was abducted on sight, based on her principles

[Chorus]

Your love's better than aliens tonight

Your love's better than aliens tonight

Your love's better than aliens tonight

Your love's better than everything that I like