Hi, My Name's Cindy

[Verse 1]

Mystery date and you can't be late

Thought it wouldn't go any deeper

Stalling and stalling to the voice of debate

Laugh at her jokes and then leave her

You can't get out

But maybe she's pretty and maybe she's rich

You got to keep an open mind

[Spoken]

"Hi, my name's Cindy and I'm a transistorosexual"

[Chorus]

Now it's all run amok

For the next five hours you're fucked

[Verse 2]

Fallen in a well and you can't get out

Thought you couldn't fall any deeper

You learned about love and the opposite sex

And that there's fucked up people

You try again

But maybe she's pretty and maybe she's rich

You got to keep an open mind

[Spoken]

"Hi, um, my name's Cindy... and... I'm your blind date and i'm really blind"

[Chorus]

Now it's all run amok

For the rest of your life you're fucked

Now it's all run amok

For the rest of your life you're fucked

[Outro]

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