Dino

[Verse 1]

I can dunk like Tom Selleck when I wrap my knees

I can rebound and box if I'm wearing some socks

I can rhyme like Zeus when I'm drinking some juice

Drink water in the morning with a bowl of some fruit

I can climb like a newt in the forest on trees

If they give me too much space, then I'm hitting these threes

Deep dish, giardiniera, garlic, spinach and cheese

I believe in citizenry, yes, thank you and please

I was guarding Reggie Theus when he played for the Kings

It was right off 87th, blocked the shot to the swings

I never dunked on Dominique, but this one time, I came close

Went straight up off the pivot, off the iron, the post

It was shaking, it was windy, broke the rim by the bolt

And everyone got mad, I used to hoop in a coat

Blocked a shot into the lake, hit off the side of the boat

Best hooper in the city and that's not my quote (Ayo)

But then everyone got mad, I said it wasn't my fault

And the year was '87, pushed a yellow Renault

It was a stick, it was slow, her horsepower was weak

Had a Mitsubishi Triton when I strained my oblique

I used to hoop outside and play, sometime against pros

Tried to tell 'em to relax 'cause I could tell that they froze

I used to hoop in these blue and white cut-off Girbauds

I used to hoop in Diadoras, they were aqua and rose

And sometime I play tennis, still hoop to this day

But my career isn't finished, I can serve em a J

And my favorite surface grass, but I enjoy playing clay

The fourth major, shoot, we do it like the NBA

[Bridge]

Like the NBA

Like the NBA

[Verse 2]

I can hoop and play ball, I don't roll with a spin

I play the tennis on the clay, kick the ad serve in

I coulda made it to the pros, even swim in Girbauds

You can tell I got hops the way I walk with my toes

In 1989 to '91, I was lit

Won American Gladiator, but I couldn't commit

Coulda been the Deacon with a capital D

E-A-C-O-N, the choice was on me

If they did the show again, then I'd win it no sweat

Turbo was out cold and Nitro was on deck

Bronco cannonballed, he was high off the mat

When he landed, the producer said "Don't record that"

And inside the metal ball, I can stop on a dime

Interview before the final, said "That bag's mine"

For Julie, got the IROC V8 coupe

With the Delco cassette, just gimme my loot

[Bridge]

Just gimme the loot

Just gimme the loot

[Outro]

An IROC Z V8 Coupe

Delco cassette and Benetton suits

American Gladiator, Season 3 loot

([?] got us Steven)

(Bears coming back and now it's even)

Got the new phone, green leather with the case

New kitchen speaker got bass

Got the WiFi, T-Mobile with the Siri

Collab with the 5G Instagram theories

(Z V8 Coupe)

(Delco cassette and a Benetton suit)

(American Gladiator, Season 3 loot)

If you're feeling lonely, you might want a kitten

If you feel the vibe, come... come and have a listen

East of Western Ave, you got a town called Damascus

If you wanna grow a beard, but it only grow in patches

'Cause you gotta practice to become an actress like, you know, like Daryl Hannah

Uh, she got the bag, she got the bag...