I wake up from a nap, cause I'm a nap guy
And I see a text message from Kenny
(Hey Ders, party tonight, you gotta come on through)
He's throwing a house party
And gives me an address, so I show up
And no joke, Kenny is sitting behind a grand piano
With like fifteen to twenty people surrounding him
All locked on this song that he's playing that is, like, unbelievable
Right? People are crying? No joke, people are crying
Except for Sophia
Except for Sophia, who's not paying attention, she's paying attention to Elaine
And Hal's paying attention to Sophia paying attention to Elainе
It was, it was weird
But, Kenny was jaw dropping, just incrediblе
And as the performance ends, party's ready to rock
Everyone starts playing games
Ping pong, bags, darts, eating hot dogs
Board games are out
I'm seeing Stop Thief, Scrabble, Trivial Pursuit
It was like a ten year old's birthday party
But, a good time
Things got a little strange when Hal and Kenny got a little too competitive
They were thumb wrestling, arm wrestling, pencil popping
Which I hadn't seen in fucking forever
But, like, it was insane
There was even a wardrobe change
Kenny came out in a completely different outfit at one point
But, anyway
He and Elaine were getting along great
It was a good time
A little too good of a time because I got kinda hammered
And I said, look, I've gotta call it a night
I said Kenny let's get some coffee tomorrow before I leave town
He said, alright, let's do it
And then he gave me a note to put in the mail slot of 9F
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