Your Cat

[Verse 1]

She smoked 100s when I met her

She tried to quit before she left me

I'm not so sure if that's important

Free association gets me dizzy

They ask, "What's the reason for your appointment?"

I try to come up with something vague

She asks if I'm going to the party

I tell her I'm going to the party

[Verse 2]

It's so hot by noon, I just get queasy

It's so hot by two, I stay inside

I try to put down a cup of coffee

He asks how much I'm drinking, and I lie

But doctors are always trying to tell you

Some torturous way to live your life

It's not like they know everything ever

Hey, man, I went to college, too, ooh, ooh

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]

But all of the kids I met on campus

Are settled down beside the sea

Some days, I wish that I could be that

Sometimes, I forget to spit out the seeds

I'll make it through this if it kills me

Then, when it kills me, I'll come back

Jesus will make me a disciple

Or maybe he'll let me be your cat

[Verse 4]

I wait to be led into temptation

As I lay a load across the street

Catherine is smoking pot above me

Watching Hellraiser on TV

Tomorrow, I'm driving to Chicago

Tonight, I am kneeling from the pew

Still doing all I can to understand

One more erotic nightmare about you