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Sleaford Mods – Bad Santa (2026) | Track profile | Dork

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Sleaford Mods
The Demise Of Planet X
Bad Santa

SINGLE

Bad Santa

Release date: 16th January 2026

From The Demise Of Planet X

Track 6

3:24

Alternative Music

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About This Track

"Bad Santa" is a single by Sleaford Mods, from the album The Demise Of Planet X, released 16th January 2026. The track is 3:24 long. It's filed under Alternative. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 4 articles about Sleaford Mods.

About the Artist

Sleaford Mods

Sleaford Mods

Lyrics

Bad Santa

[Intro]

Bad Santa

Yeah

Bad Santa

Yeah

Yeah

[Verse 1]

Gangsters flogging cars, electric bastards, dapper laughs

I've been trying to work on my hate, mate

Nothing modern about A Tate, mate

Dapper laughs, big gaffs, locked torment

And the badgers kiss, kiss this

Bad Santa, gangster

Caravan king, Don King

Emperor Ming-ing

Minging, minging you cunt

[Hook]

Bad Santa

Yeah

Bad Santa

Yeah

Yeah

[Verse 2]

I watch reels like hamsters love wheels

The 51st state of it hasn’t got the big reveals

But what's left out the back, wrapped up, dapper laughs

I fucked your missus, look

When you send the yellow, red sky, red tie

The cone of terror

Maccies on a private jet, arse tremor

The cone of terror, the cone of hell

[Hook]

Fucking

Fucking

Fucking

Bad Santa

Fucking

Yeah

Bad Santa

Yeah

[Verse 3]

I'll come round your house, and I’ll cook for you

Why don't you stand outside my house, and stare at me too?

It's my car, it's my cash, you cunt

Why's it like, so many people just turn up?

The cunts, don't know, know what?

Fucking, I don't fucking know

Don't know, know what?

Fucking, I don’t fucking know

[Outro]

Bad Santa

Yeah

Bad Santa

Yeah

Bad Santa

Yeah

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

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Track details

From The Demise Of Planet X

3:242026Single

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Album

The Demise Of Planet X

16th January 2026

Track number

6

Release year

2026

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3:01
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3Elitest G.O.A.T (feat. Aldous Harding)
3:25
4

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Credits

Production & Engineering

Writer: Andrew Fearn, Jason Williamson
Producer: Sleaford Mods