Perky Man

[Intro]

No real Percs were taken in the making of this song

Kids, do not do drugs

(Great John on the beat, by the way)

Hello there

If you ever need a Perc

You call the 1-800-Perky-Man

No real Percs were taken in the making of this song

Kids, do not do drugs

('Mello made it right)

[Chorus: Sleepy Hallow]

Are you friends with the Perky man?

I'm friends with the Perky man

Are you friends with the Perky man?

I'm friends with the Perky man

Are you friends with the Perky man?

'Cause I'm friends with the Perky man

Are you friends with the Perky man?

I'm friends with the yerky man

[Post-Chorus: Mikey Bands]

Are you on drugs?

'Cause I'm on drugs

Do you want drugs?

'Cause I want drugs

[Verse: Jay Bezzy]

I take half a Perc' just to brighten my day

Take two more and best believe I'm gon' escape

I take tens, twenties, thirties, they not fake

All these Percs is 'bout to make me go to space

[Chorus: Sleepy Hallow & Mikey Bands]

Are you friends with the Perky man?

I'm friends with the Perky man

Are you friends with the Perky man?

I'm friends with the Perky man

Are you friends with the Perky man?

'Cause I'm friends with the Perky man

Are you friends with the Perky man?

I'm friends with the yerky man (Are you on drugs?)

Are you friends with the Perky man? ('Cause I'm on drugs)

I'm friends with the Perky man (Do you want drugs?)

Are you friends with the Perky man? ('Cause I want drugs)

I'm friends with the Perky man (Are you on drugs?)

Are you friends with the Perky man? ('Cause I'm on drugs)

I'm friends with the Perky man (Do you want drugs?)

Are you friends with the Perky man? ('Cause I want drugs)

I'm friends with the Perky man

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

Are you friends with the Perky man?

I'm friends with the Perky man

Are you friends with the Perky man?

I'm friends with the Perky man

Are you friends with the Perky man?

'Cause I'm friends with the Perky man

Are you friends with the Perky man?

I'm friends with the yerky man

[Outro]

No real Percs were taken in the making of this song

Kids, do not do drugs