Dude, Where's My Car?

[Verse]

I done built this house with these here bare hands

I'm from the home of the brave, I don't fear no man (Never)

Hit a quick lick, Ryanair to Dam (Uh)

My label keeps callin', askin' where I am (Ayo)

Blud, the truth is, I don't know where we are (Facts)

Got me walkin' 'round like, "Dude, where's my car?"

You can't ring my phone, you'll get aired and parred (Hah)

I never planned for this shit, but here we are

It's another brick, blud, I'm built for this

I'm skimmin' off the top, I got to milk this shit (Shh)

In a dickie bow, lookin' filthy rich

Akhi told me that's haram, like a filthy pig

But I still eat swine while I'm downin' 'gnac

Big butts lookin' trim without an ounce of fat

Whole .9 in the pouch, I'm about this bag (Uh)

Two tens, twenty plants in a council flat

We don't do deals, take your voucher back (Dickhead)

My word is bond, a man can vouch for that

I like a dog's friendly pub with Guinness stout on tap

But my dunnies on crud, pullin' out a strap (Ah)

Treat a bitch like Aitch, tell her, "Strike a pose"

The way you shovelin' that shit, you must not like your nose (Huh)

I'm a stand-up guy, like I got jokes

Birds flockin' to me, like I got coke