Phonejacker

[Intro]

I have called you five **** times, five times

This is the **** that pisses me off

I don't want to hear you have your **** ringer off

'Cause you already know how that situation goes

If I call you should go **** answer

That's the **** that pisses me off

If that was a **** emergency, you got to fuckin' wake up, and you can't—

Uh

[Verse 1]

I'm on my couch watchin' MasterChef

I usually get up at 12 and then go back to bed

You ever been high on meth and tried to crack a egg? (Woah)

Just gave a fiend twenty pound and sent 'em down to Greggs (Uh)

The bread's big, but the circlе small

Lean like a turkey bowl, I nеver heard the call

I don't return calls (Uh-uh), I got green like I'm Herbet Boyer

You men look dirty and poor

Sure shot, I wrote this song on my porch

Weed head, check this new bomb that I bought

I was on the shop floor shoppin' drawers (Uh)

Now I'm on the top floor poppin' corks

I get the skin fade with the blade trim

I take my drink straight, I'ma stay pink

I rock the fox fur with the snake skin (Ooh)

Just sent my dame with a pouch with eight eights in

We don't care if he's bait or who's watchin' him (Fuck)

You just say what you want and then drop a pin (Mm)

Ready rock, fiend pullin' on a stem

That line was off for the week, just switched it on again

[Interlude]

Hello?

Who's that here?

Who's that? Mm

Text me, text me

Uh

[Verse 2]

New number for a old basher

Nigerian dollar, like the Fonejacker

I'd say it's more about you if I don't answer

I don't just pick up if you call (No)

I don't respond to messages at all (Never)

How important can it be?

The label said that they Zoom-callin' me at 3 (What's the time?)

I don't know how this Zoom works

I smoke the zoot like a barbeque jerk

Cult leader, about to build a new church

In the Bluebird with my new bird (Plane)

You tryna run it off a old one

You got two dads, no mom (Haha)

Condom full of coke in her colon (Ew)

What a champ, but he can't even keep the phone on

[Outro]

Just let that shit ring out

Like what? Uh, uh (Ah)

Good morning and thank you for calling, go fuck yourself

The person want to get fucked

Hello? Yeah, no, I'm, no I'm in France

[?] botched delicacy [?]

It is then roasted and then consumed whole in a single mouth full

Traditionally, during this meal, we have to place shrouts over our heads

Hiding our faces from God

I don't hide from God