Sextown U.S.A.

[Verse 1]

Drop the goody-goody look and put on your shoes

Because I'm gonna recommend a little somethin' for you, oh yeah

Grab your little Lulu or your Sally or Sue

And take her out to that Metropolis without no taboos, oh yeah

[Pre-Chorus 1]

What you say? Who are you?

Nevermind, just sing the tune

[Chorus 1]

Sextown U.S.A., we can go anywhere and it becomes

Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there, it all becomes

The perfect place

And what a pace

[Verse 2]

Man, I've heard of Peyton Place and Pigalle too

But this is better than the others, it's American too, oh yeah

No one has the time to eat a meal or to think

Because they're way too busy doin' Kama Sutra-y things, oh yeah

[Pre-Chorus 2]

Look around, see the sights

Go to bed, what a life

[Chorus]

Sextown U.S.A., we can go anywhere and it becomes

Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there, it all becomes

The perfect place

And what a pace

[Bridge]

There's a whole lotta fish in the sea

Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there and it becomes

[Chorus]

Sextown U.S.A., we can go anywhere and it becomes

Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there, it all becomes

The perfect place

And what a pace

[Verse 3]

If you try to come here and you try to abstain

They'll send you to the prison for the criminally insane, oh yeah

Maybe I'll just stay here for the rest of my life

Because it's better than commuting here with you every night, oh yeah

[Chorus]

Sextown U.S.A., we can go anywhere and it becomes

Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there, it all becomes

Sextown U.S.A., we can go anywhere and it becomes

Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there, it all becomes

The perfect place

And what a pace