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Sparks – Under the Table with Her (1975) | Track profile | Dork

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Under the Table with Her

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Under the Table with Her

Release date: 1st October 1975

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"Under the Table with Her" is a track by Sparks, from the album Indiscreet, released 1st October 1975. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about Sparks.

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Under the Table with Her

Nobody misses diminutive offspring

Not when there's big, wigs there, there

Dinner for twelve is now dinner for ten

'Cause I'm under the table with her

I give a yelp and they throw me, a cutlet

Somebody pats, her hair, hair

Everyone's nice to the subhuman species

I'm under the table with her

People all around the world are having only rice, and tea

Two of them should come and take the place of Laura Lee, and me

Nobody misses diminutive offspring

Not when there's big, wigs there, there

Dinner for twelve is now dinner for ten

'Cause I'm under the table with her

I'm under the table with her

People all around the world are having only rice, and tea

Two of them should come and take the place of Laura Lee, and me

Oh nobody misses diminutive offspring

Not when there's big, wigs there, there

Dinner for twelve is now dinner for ten (dinner for twelve, thank you)

'Cause I'm under the table with her

I'm under the table, I'm under the table, I'm under the table with her

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From Indiscreet

1975

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Album

1st October 1975

Release year

1975

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Writer: Ron Mael
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