Pineapple

Tropical air helps us harvest all year

And serves to promote, the vitamin C content

In turn yielding greater demand

Pineapple

Got to send a case to the city jail

The warden likes it because it won't conceal

Any sort of handmade weapons

That are baked right into their buns

And the taste is delectable

But won't the prisoners hit the table and shout

Pineapple, pineapple

Pineapple fulfills every need

Pineapple (shares are gonna divide)

Pineapple (if in us you confide)

Got a contract for all of the schools

They will use it for all of their meals

Sure, the kids will throw it real far

'Cause it ain't a milk chocolate bar

But you know it don't stain so bad

But won't they fling it at a friend and then shout

Pineapple (tastes too healthy to me)

Pineapple (it's filled with vitamin C)

Pineapple fulfills every need

Pineapple (to all the ships at sea)

Pineapple (for the English at tea)

Pineapple (to the Siamese twins)

Pineapple (to heal those who have sinned)

Ship some to the Alpine skiing team

The coach won't have to worry 'bout, the calories

Sure it ain't strudel, they're nice

But it helps your balance on ice

Puts you back on the winning trail

But don't the players moan and groan and then shout

Pineapple (we get it every old night)

Pineapple (but we're winning all right)

Pineapple fulfills every need

Pineapple (shares are gonna divide)

Pineapple (if in us you confide)

Pineapple fulfills every need

Pineapple (upward trends are foreseen)

Pineapple (so invest in Big P)

Pineapple fulfills every need

Pineapple (and the tins can be used)

Pineapple (for anything that you choose)

Pineapple, pineapple

So, we'll jet you there, breathe the Hawaiian air

Where hula is life, and luaus are for the wife

So visit our factory soon