Watching Myself

[Intro: Action Bronson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Live from Africa

[Verse 1 (Partial): Action Bronson]

No shirt, top down in a Mustang

You know I gotta let these nuts hang

It feels like I've been sitting on a shelf

But I've been sitting on a couch, watching myself sit on the couch

[Interlude: Action Bronson]

Ahh, nah, nah, nah, nah, hold on, hold on, hold on

Bring that shit the fuck back, right motherfuckin' now!

(Statik Selektah)

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Live from Africa

[Verse 1: Action Bronson]

No shirt, top down in a Mustang

You know I gotta let these nuts hang

It feels like I've been sitting on a shelf

But I've been sitting on a couch, watching myself sit on the couch

All of a sudden, I'm in Rome on the top floor

Your boy started feeling like a drone

Hanging from the ceiling of the Vatican, the pope's house

That's word to me, that shit's a dope house

Look, I told you once, drugs do me

Ride around in whips that only got two seats

Loose lips sink ships and I've been floating for a minute

It's only business, bitch I'm posted at the park like a pigeon

Motherfuckers ain't in my division

Guess you could only play in your position

I play 'em all and play 'em at the top tier

Who's scared baby? Not here

I swing the bat with baby hair, I lay you there

Call the cops, they like to play around here

Smoking back to back 'cause I'm stressed dawg

Just put the fucking money in my left paw then step off

You heard?

[Hook: Action Bronson]

I'm chunky and I'm funky

I'm chunky and I'm funky, uh

I'm chunky and I'm funky

You just a flunky, I'm chunky and I'm funky

[Verse 2: Action Bronson]

No shirt, top down in a Mustang

You know I must let these nuts hang

Back to business, scratching numbers off biscuits

Mr. Baklava's freak dancing all you bitches

Shouldn't have counted me out

I see Academy Awards on the mantle, no doubt

Pictures hanging on the wall with No Doubt

Nowadays, I lay on boats with my toes out

Out of control and I like it

I'm everywhere and dawg you're never there like a dyke's dick

Unless you copped that dick off eBay

Haha, yo

[Hook: Action Bronson]

I'm chunky and I'm funky (Get 'em, haha)

I'm chunky and I'm funky

I'm chunky and I'm funky

You just a flunky, I'm chunky and I'm funky

I'm chunky and I'm funky

I'm chunky and I'm funky, hah

I'm chunky and I'm funky

I'm chunky and I'm funky

You just a flunky, I'm chunky and I'm funky