Mortified

Got to keep your nose clean

Got to keep your underwear dry

Rooted to the spot here

Never ever never say die

Ticket's in my passport

Passport's on the bedroom floor

Money's in my sneakers

Sneakers's what I'm looking for

Can't get in, I can't get in

I can't get in, my key's inside

I can't break in, I can't break in

I can't break in, I'm mortified, oh-oh

Got to find a spare part

Got to keep it spinning round

Think I'm getting cold feet

Think I'll take it lying down

Mummy's in the bath tub

Daddy's losing money at darts

Need a can of wotsname

Reaches all the other parts

Got to keep your nose clean

Got to keep your underwear dry

Rooted to the spot here

Never ever never say die

I can't get in, I can't get in

I can't get in, my key's inside

Can't break in, I can't break in

I can't break in, I'm mortified, oh-oh

Can't get in, I can't get in

I can't get in, my key's inside

I can't break in, I can't break in

I can't break in, I'm mortified, oh-oh

I can't get in, I can't get in

I can't get in, my key's inside

I can't break in, I can't break in

I can't break in, I'm mortified, oh-oh