Burritos

[Verse 1]

I don't want to go and party

I don't want to shoot the pier

I don't wanna take the doggy for a walk

I don't want to look at naked chicks and drink beer

[Pre-Chorus 1]

I don't want to do a bong load

And go and wrench on the car

I don't want to hose the dog shit down

'Cause I ain't even gonna get out of bed

[Chorus]

I ain't gettin', I ain't gettin' out of bed today

I ain't gettin', I ain't gettin' out of bed today

[Post-Chorus]

Keep on skankin', Ronnie

Skank the night away

But the time is coming for us all to pay, hey

[Verse 2]

I don't want to watch no porno

And I don't want to play guitar

I don't want to spank the monkey

I don't want to go down to the corner bar

[Pre-Chorus 2]

And I ain't even gotta listen

To all the stupid shit you got to say

I don't want to do a god damn thing

I don't wanna, wanna leave my bed today

[Chorus]

I don't want, I don't wanna leave my bed today

I don't want, I don't wanna leave my bed today

[Break]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

[Post-Chorus]

Keep on skankin', Ronnie

Skank the night away

But the time is coming for us all to pay

[Guitar Solo]

[Pre-Chorus 3]

I don't wanna eat burritos

Or read about O.J

No, I don't want to get a head rush

'Cause I ain't even gettin' out of bed today

[Chorus]

I ain't gettin', I ain't gettin' out of bed today

I ain't gettin', I ain't gettin' out of bed today

[Bridge]

I ain't got to leave my bed, today

No, no, no, no, no, no

No way, no way, no way

No, way

[Post-Chorus]

Keep on skankin', Ronnie

Skank the night away

But the time is coming for us all to pay

[Instrumental Outro]