Well I just had to
Turn off the radio
But not before I heard
Thirteen songs about love
In a row
Well I don't know
What the next song's going to be
But I know how the words
Are going to go
They'll be singing
"Oh baby, love you so."
So won't everybody sing along
Because here comes
Just another love song
I need you like I need
A hole in my head
I need someone to steal my money
And wish I were dead
I need someone
To always put me down
And everywhere I go
She wants to hang around
Do you really even think
Dreams come true?
Do you really even think
You'll find something
Wonderful and new?
Do you really even think
Someone's waiting for you
Do you really even think
That love is near
Do you really even think
It's me, dear?
Do you really even think
I want to hear?
But I still say
I won't fall in love today
I need a chick
Who's got expensive taste
Who's not afraid
Of whose money she wastes
You expect me to buy you
A diamond ring
Well I suspect
I'll buy you not a thing!=
Well I could tell you
You're the only one I love
And how your eyes sparkle
Like the stars above
And that I carry
A picture of you in my heart
And as long as we live
We'll never be apart
And that you're
The most important person
In my life
But I can't
Handle a girlfriend
How am I going to
Handle a wife?
Love-hate
I love to hate you
But I'd hate to love you
I could promise
All my love to you
But that would take me
Only a second or two
And if you're waiting
To be my one and only
You're going to find out
What it's like to be awfully lonely
Your song was alright
For awhile
But now your tune's
Gone out of style
You want to cuddle
And hug all night
But I'm going out
With my friends tonight
And I don't need someone
To act like my mother
I already have one
I don't need another
But she sure looks fine
After a bottle of wine
And she's out of sight
When my mind's not right
And I'll promise you
Anything, dear
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