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Summer 2000
John Krasinski
Cereal Eater Status

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Cereal Eater Status

From John KrasinskiTrack 83:41

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About This Track

"Cereal Eater Status" is a track by Summer 2000, from the album John Krasinski. The track is 3:41 long. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Summer 2000

Summer 2000

Lyrics

Cereal Eater Status

Do you even know what it's like
Living six feet underwater
Gasping for meaning

Inhaling water in my lungs
Feels so good I don't even mind
Inhaling water in my lungs
Feels so good I don't even mind
Inhaling water in my lungs
Feels so good I don't even mind
Inhaling water in my lungs
Feels so good I don't even mind

But it gets old
What do I know
I don't know anything about me
I'm afraid, so I'll just go pour a bowl
Or maybe four more
And then this will be the last time
At least before tomorrow

And then I say just one more day
Couldn't hurt anymore than today
And then I say just one more day
Couldn't hurt anymore than today

I'm afraid that when I die I'll go to waste

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Track details

From John Krasinski

3:41

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Album

29th January 2021

Track number

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