Sex!

Sex

Is a very funny thing

Sometimes it's good

Sometimes it's bad

You can't get it all the same

First time

It can be very hard

But, you know, you gotta try it again

Yeah, just try it again

Now sex

Is a curious thing

Sometimes it burns

Sometimes it stings

Sometimes it leaves a stain

One day, you just had enough

Next day, you gotta do it again

And again and again

In one

Shepherds pie

In two

Shepherds pie

In three

Shepherds pie

And bully's special prize

A years supply of shepherds pie (oh, cheers)

Now sex

Is a very funny thing

Sometimes it s/e

Sometimes it s/e

And sometime s/e

The first time can be very hard

But, you know, you gotta try it again

Yeah, you just try it again

And again

And that's sex