Jason B. Sad

[Intro]

Jason!

[Verse 1]

Jason B. Sad was a lonely lad

His head was a bed for everyone

His clothes were his life

But his heart was a knife

Inscribed upon it was "rock 'n' roll is cruel"

[Chorus]

Take me to school, boy

Leave me alone, boy

Slice me a bone of the Universe

Take me to school, boy

Leave me alone, boy

Slice me a bone of the Universe

[Verse 2]

Jason got weird and he pierced his ears

A gypsy alone in his gallantry

He met Shaky Sue, who wore only blue

And they shared in their teenage misery

[Chorus]

Take me to school, boy

Leave me alone, boy

Slice me a bone of the universe

Take me to school, boy

Leave me alone, boy

Slice me a bone of the universe

[Guitar solo]

Here comes

[Chorus]

Take me to school, boy

Leave me alone, boy

Slice me a bone of the universe

Take me to school, boy

Leave me alone, boy

Slice me a bone of the universe

[Verse 3]

Then Jason read books and wore hard looks

He swapped Blue Sue for an artisan

His winters were long and a fantastic song

Grew from his head like a marigold

[Chorus]

Take me to school, boy

Leave me alone, boy

Slice me a bone of the universe

Take me to school, boy

Leave me alone, boy

Slice me a bone of the universe

Take me to school, boy

Leave me alone, boy

Slice me a bone of the universe

[Outro]

Jason!