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Tankard – Breakfast for Champions (2014) | Track profile | Dork

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R.I.B.
Breakfast for Champions

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Breakfast for Champions

Release date: 20th June 2014

From R.I.B.

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About This Track

"Breakfast for Champions" is a track by Tankard, from the album R.I.B., released 20th June 2014. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Tankard

Tankard

Lyrics

Breakfast for Champions

I woke up to total confusion

Could not figure out where I've been

On my tongue a dead gopher rotting

In my head throbbed a sore aching pain

Raise my spirit!

Revive my force!

Raise my fire, my desire!

Lave and light my fuse again!

I still clutched a wondrous structure

Shimmering dimly in the grey light

Stale but un-spilled, fizzyless but we

Shared one bed and we shared the night

Give me what I need today!

Breakfast for champions!

Get up in the Tankard way!

Breakfast for champions!

Liver, you will have to pay!

Breakfast for champions!

Get up in the Tankard way!

Breakfast for champions!

I compelled myself to a first kiss

Sipping gently, then taking a gush

All the colors that still were missing

Flooded my grey world with a flush

Raise my spirit!

Revive my force!

Raise my fire, my desire!

Lave and light my fuse again!

I woke up to total confusion

Could not figure out where I've been

On my tongue a dead gopher rotting

In my head throbbed a sore aching pain

Give me what I need today!

Breakfast for champions!

Get up in the Tankard way!

Breakfast for champions!

Liver, you will have to pay!

Breakfast for champions!

Get up in the Tankard way!

Breakfast for champions!

Give me what I need today!

Breakfast for champions!

Get up in the Tankard way!

Breakfast for champions!

Liver, you will have to pay!

Breakfast for champions!

Get up in the Tankard way!

Breakfast for champions!

Give me what I need today!

Breakfast for champions!

Get up in the Tankard way!

Breakfast for champions!

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Track details

From R.I.B.

2014

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Release year

2014

—The Party Ain't Over 'til We Say So
—Breakfast for Champions
—R.I.B. (Rest in Beer)
—Fooled by Your Guts
—Clockwise to Deadline
—Enemy of Order
—Hope Can't Die
—No One Hit Wonder
—Riders of the Doom
—War Cry

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