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Tankard
R.I.B.
Riders of the Doom

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Riders of the Doom

Release date: 20th June 2014

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About This Track

"Riders of the Doom" is a track by Tankard, from the album R.I.B., released 20th June 2014. Full lyrics are available below.

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Tankard

Tankard

Lyrics

Riders of the Doom

Bad brands rising, on mega-sales they ride

The evil corporations strive

To conquer and enslave mankind

Shackles made of profits

In banknotes clad they fight

Their deadly smart-phone-axes kill

Our precious savings overnight

When all defenses fail

The brand-lords will prevail

Riders of the doom, ruthless tycoons!

Riders of the doom, consumers beware!

Men-in-suits-platoons

Will march into our living rooms

No matter where you hide your funds

Riders of the doom!

Exploitation - the lords of brands strike back

With Micro-Rough, Sam-Hung, Goo-Gal

Amass-On, Face-Hook, Barry-Black

Blood and guts will splatter, women start to cry

When Grapple swings the big i-sword

Or terror-apps force you to buy

When all defenses fail

The Brand-Lords will prevail

Riders of the doom, ruthless tycoons!

Riders of the doom, consumers beware!

Men-in-suits-platoons

Will march into our living rooms

No matter where you hide your funds

Riders of the doom!

Riders of the doom!

When all defenses fail

The Brand-Lords will prevail

Riders of the doom, ruthless tycoons!

Riders of the doom, consumers beware!

Men-in-suits-platoons

Will march into our living rooms

No matter where you hide your funds

Riders of the doom!

Riders of the doom!

Will ride into our living rooms

No matter where you hide your funds

Riders of the doom!

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Track details

From R.I.B.

2014

Album

Release year

2014

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—Clockwise to Deadline

—Enemy of Order

—Fooled by Your Guts

—Hope Can't Die

—R.I.B. (Rest in Beer)

—No One Hit Wonder

—Riders of the Doom

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Hope Can't DieR.I.B.

Breakfast for ChampionsR.I.B.

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Running on Fumes

Rapid Fire (A Tyrant's Elegy)

The Metal Ladyboy

A Girl Called Cerveza

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Fat Snatchers (The Hippo Effect)

Black Plague (BP)

Rules for Fools

Somewhere in Nowhere

Brain Piercing öf Death

Weekend Warriors

When Daddy Comes to Play

Octane Warriors

Deposit Pirates

Sexy Feet Under

Schwarz weiß wie schnee

We Still Drink The Old Ways

Blue Rage - Black Redemption

Shaken Not Stirred

The Beauty And The Beast

Frankfurt: We Need More Beer

Die with a Beer in Your Hand

Dead Men Drinking

Slipping from Reality

Endless Pleasure

Under Friendly Fire

Beyond the Pubyard

Genetic Overkill

Fistful of Love

New Liver Please!

Alcoholic Nightmares

Rundown Quarter

Underground (Atmosphere Hostile)

Ugly, Fat And Still Alive

Need Money For Beer

Talk Show Prostitute

Hot Dog Inferno

Incredible Loudness

Hell Bent For Jesus

Land Of The Free

Flirtin' With Desaster

Hard Rock Dinosaur

Another Perfect Day

Disco Destroyer

Face Of The Enemy

Http://www.planetwide-suicide.com

Queen Of Hearts

Tankard Roach Motel

Close Encounter

Mess In The West

Grave New World

Atomic Twilight

Minds on the Moon (Rough-mix)

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Cities In Flames

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Nation Over Nation

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Lost and Found (Tantrum Part 2)

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Blood, Guts & Rock 'n' Roll

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Dancing On Our Grave

Wheel of Rebirth

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Farewell to a Slut

Total Addiction

Chemical Invasion

Screamin' Victims

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Tankard — War Cry (from R.I.B.)

Tankard — Breakfast for Champions (from R.I.B.)

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Tankard — The Agency

Tankard — Stay Thirsty!

Tankard — Hyperthermia

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Tankard — Myevilfart

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Tankard — Deposit Pirates

Tankard — Echoes of Fear

Tankard — Zodiac Man

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Tankard — Alcoholic Nightmares

Tankard — Rundown Quarter

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Tankard — Need Money For Beer

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Tankard — Incredible Loudness

Tankard — I'm So Sorry

Tankard — Tattoo Coward

Tankard — Hell Bent For Jesus

Tankard — Kings Of Beer

Tankard — Land Of The Free

Tankard — Mirror Mirror

Tankard — Flirtin' With Desaster

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Tankard — Commandments

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Tankard — Shit-Faced

Tankard — Mon Cheri

Tankard — TV Hero

Tankard — Feed the Lohocla

Tankard — Commandments / Roses Without Thorns

Tankard — Don't Panic

Tankard — Traitor

Tankard — Puke

Tankard — Tantrum

Tankard — Farewell to a Slut

Tankard — Total Addiction

Tankard — Chemical Invasion

Tankard — Screamin' Victims

Tankard — Chains

Tankard — Acid Death

Tankard — Alcohol

Tankard — Poison

Tankard — Mercenary

Tankard — Thrash 'Till Death

Tankard — Zombie Attack

Tankard — Maniac Forces

Tankard — (Empty) Tankard

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(Empty) Tankard
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