Awkward

[Intro: Tech N9ne]

Yeah, heh..

I'm just gon' tell a couple stories real quick

Shit that I think is pretty awkward, you know what I'm sayin'?

Check it out

[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]

Kickin' it up in Salt Lake City

'Bout to be doin' a show and the boss stay really

Lovin' a nigga, I think it's because I'm becoming a killer forever

The piece of my thoughts weigh gritty

But one day someone say: "Why does he gotta be closin'?"

I am the one with the frozen flow and pockets bulgin'

Fairground: it was a explosion

I told the promoter to hold up and I told him I came to rock

Give the famous spot to the man that claim he hot

Twenty-two thousand people saw me make the planet rock

But when I was done, nigga, the show was done

Right when he took the stage everybody runs

And the outcome was three hundred folks set a show

So I'm at the shilo and it was

[Hook: Tech N9ne]

Awkward, situation is absurd

Irregular and awkward

Such a feeling is, not heard

In my circle when it's awkward

Situation is absurd

Irregular and awkward

Such a feeling is, not heard, awkward

[Verse 2: Tech N9ne]

Great sex, thanks, Tech

That's what she say, I grab the latex

Off of me, and throw it away to be safe

And I give her the getaway-look and I say softly:

"We gotta move, my bus is leavin'"

I guess that wasn't a good enough reason

To have to go, I gave her a shirt

Not my jersey, I know it hurts

And then I heard call somebody saying come and get me

Grab the gun that's with me that's a no-no

You came and you leaving solo, keep it dolo

Making the walk of shame then I let her out the front

I was in the crunch when the person standin' at the door

Said: "I'm her husband, man, we love you

And this is what she really wants"

[Hook: Tech N9ne]

Awkward, situation is absurd

Irregular and awkward

Such a feeling is, not heard

In my circle when it's awkward

Situation is absurd

Irregular and awkward

Such a feeling is, not heard, awkward

[Outro: Tech N9ne]

I ain't even gonna rap this verse, I'm just gonna tell you the story

Cause it's funny as hell to me, you know what I'm sayin'?

We shootin' "Am I A Psycho?" video down in Atlanta

Somewhere outside of Atlanta, it was cold as hell, it was dark

You know what I'm sizzlin', we only had like one trailer for everybody

It was just me, B.o.B and his people, my people

You know what I'm sizzlin'? Aqualeo, satin star, their people, you know what I'm sizzlin'?

Hopsin's people, uh, uh, the make up ladies, people that are in the video

You know I'm sizzlin'? We all in there drinkin' you know what I'm sizzlin'?

I'm in the back all the time, I'm reclusive kinda you know what I'm sayin'

So B.o.B came in the back and he said to me:

"Hey, man, you fuck with them tools?"

I said: "Tools?" He say: "Yeah, man, you fuck with them tools?"

And he pointed his hand like like a gun

And I said: "I ain't got no tools here if that's what you askin'"

And he said: "No, I thought I saw some tools back here"

I said: "Hell nah, nigga, I ain't got no tools back here, man"

"Nigga, I got God with me, nigga, and angels around me,"

And we start laughing, and he's like: "Nah, nah, cause I go to the gun range"

And I'm like: "Oh, that's cool, but we good right here, man

We ain't got no guns down here" and we was laughing

And when he was leaving out I said: "Hey, nigga, it's all Jesus my brotha!"

Hahahaha, nigga talkin' 'bout tools, you know what I'm sayin'?

[Hook: Tech N9ne]

Awkward, situation is absurd

Irregular and awkward

Such a feeling is, not heard

In my circle when it's awkward

Situation is absurd

Irregular and awkward

Such a feeling is, not heard, awkward