Bianca's and Beatrice's

[Intro: Tech N9ne, Kutt Calhoun and Sheena Clay]

Let's go holler at her real quick

Ooh shit, we gotta do that

What's your name baby?

Bianca...

What'chu laughin' for?

Ah nothin', nothin' baby it's cool, you know what I'm sayin

[Chorus: Tech N9ne]

Bianca's and Beatrice's are known for wettin' mattresses

And bendin' over in the ill positions

Bianca's and Beatrice's, they love the way I'm rappin' this

I dig 'em then I pluck 'em then I diss 'em

[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]

I'm kickin' it wit' this chick up in the club, I'm off the Lou

And when you're on that Caribou, you know just what you do

I called her Bianca, then she said, "What is that Bianca shit?"

I looked and cracked a smile and said, "Bianca means you, bitch"

You's a Bianc', baby, whether you like it or not

But you hot especially when x and vicodin popped

If you trippin', you can hike it and hop

'Cause you know what I came to do

Me and my villains come to strike it and stop

Pipe it and prop, ya leg up and get up

Bianca hold ya head up, ya sex wet the bed up

Everybody's ponderin', wonderin' about my slang that I spit

You can use it when you refer to a dame or a chick

Don't be trippin' about the choice of words I'm usin' on this script

Don't step off in my face 'cause you can bet that I come equipped

You wanna know what to say to get the Bianc' to let you blend? (What?)

Hotel, motel, Holiday Inn!

[Chorus: Tech N9ne]

Bianca's and Beatrice's are known for wettin' mattresses

And bendin' over in the ill positions

Bianca's and Beatrice's, they love the way I'm rappin' this

I dig 'em then I pluck 'em then I diss 'em

Bianca's and Beatrice's are known for wettin' mattresses

And bendin' over in the ill positions

Bianca's and Beatrice's, they love the way I'm rappin' this

I dig 'em then I pluck 'em then I diss 'em

[Verse 2: Kutt Calhoun]

You know that new brand nigga Kutt Calhoun (Who that?)

You know that big-lip pretty nigga wit' the gold teeth (oh) be rapping with Tech

Heard he just signed a big deal, an estimated 5 or 6 million

That nigga fine if he willing, I'ma blow his mind (bitch!)

Big lips and all the things involved got your whole brain dissolved

You couldn't squeeze in these drawers if you was my dick and balls

I tell you man, theses dames are lame, greedy, raunchy, and dykes

A nigga gets a bit of fame and Bianca's be like:

(Sow yo' ro-yal oats)

Beatrice's sayin' (Hell yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

But Kutty be like (Ho, no, slow yo' roll)

Buffoon to busy tryin' to zoom off into the (upper room!)

Claiming they Cath-o-lic, licking asses, off ecstasy

Weed and hashes, and hits of acid, addressing me

Just 'cause I rap, bitch you gettin' nasty

Gone wit'cho nasty ass pizzazz ashy slash sassy, Beatrice!

[Chorus: Tech N9ne]

Bianca's and Beatrice's are known for wettin' mattresses

And bendin' over in the ill positions

Bianca's and Beatrice's, they love the way I'm rappin' this

I dig 'em then I pluck 'em then I diss 'em

Bianca's and Beatrice's are known for wettin' mattresses

And bendin' over in the ill positions

Bianca's and Beatrice's, they love the way I'm rappin' this

I dig 'em then I pluck 'em then I diss 'em

[Verse 3: Tech N9ne]

Beatrices means more than one Bianca

They actresses, bring 'em sex toys and ganja

We activists, ain't no yes boys, we monsters

And macks at this, ring ya best noise we conquer

The fact is this: say you don't wanna when you want to

Relax to this, ecstasy and Willy Wonka

We slaps a bitch, 'cause me and my niggas are bonkers

We stacks the hits, no Coleco, Tyco, or Tonkas

Immaculate, get the motherfucker you honor

A laxative, 'cause they boo-boo bitin' piranhas

My gats'll spit, 'til you player haters are goners

Like Maximus, I'm a gladiator for na-na

My raps assist the beat that disturbin' yo' mama

They scrap to this, welcome wicked witness the trauma

So clap to this, while you puffin' yo' marijuana

Get back to this (what), Beatrice's and Bianca's

[Chorus: Tech N9ne]

Bianca's and Beatrice's are known for wettin' mattresses

And bendin' over in the ill positions

Bianca's and Beatrice's, they love the way I'm rappin' this

I dig 'em then I pluck 'em then I diss 'em

Bianca's and Beatrice's are known for wettin' mattresses

And bendin' over in the ill positions

Bianca's and Beatrice's, they love the way I'm rappin' this

I dig 'em then I pluck 'em then I diss 'em

[Outro: Tech N9ne]

Yo, yo, yo, baby…

I'm so sorry if your name is Bianca or Beatrice…

I know they givin' you a hard time about it, you know what I'm sayin'? (laughs)

Ey yo, it's just some lingo, dog, Tech N9ne lingo, you know what I'm sayin?

My brother Dyno Mack, he's a god damn fool, came up with that shit in LA, dog

Baby I'm so sorry, you know what I'm sayin', if your name is Bianca, and Beatrice, hey…

A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!