Blunt and a Ho

[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]

IRS took all my money, I was a stupid kid

Cause I didn't pay taxes when shit was lucrative

So I had to start over, good thing I shoot the shit

Off enough to not take me away to do big bits

So I say that to say that I'm straight building

But it really hurts when the government take millions

Since I was shady had two ladies to make children

The same time when they do college you break scrillion

So you think of doing the shit that be un-earthly

To be sure your daughter stay steady and up in Berkley

Money be the problem, but other things be here to curse me

Hurt my girl so much she now doing the shit to hurt me

Wifey cheated after I did and skeeted

My life is a Red Hot Chilli Pepper I eat it

Like I'm Anthony Kiedis, I'm heated

So, just like a man, I resort to my penis

So check it out...

[Chorus: Tech N9ne]

I got a blunt (And a ho)

I ain't about to spend my whole day stuck in the funk

So I'm about to get drunk (And a ho)

Sitting right on top of me with that incredible rump

So check it out

I got a blunt (And a ho)

I ain't about to spend my whole day stuck in the funk

So I'm about to get drunk (And a ho)

Sitting right on top of me with that incredible rump

So check it out

[Verse 2: Murs]

I used to have this festival called "Paid Dues"

But I never fully got paid, dude (Really?)

The IRS thought they think I did

And now they after the kid, shit

And I'm the only one in my household that go to work

Ain't getting no pussy, so now I gotta jerk

Feeling like a jerk and that ain't ever gonna work

Playing positive, but ain't getting none of the perks

What to do when your IG popping off?

Snapchat got the gym rat panties dropping off

Saying all she want is this dick, whether it hard or soft

Closest I been to pussy is fish sticks and tartar sauce

And I ain't tryna be no martyr boss

Fucked around and she done pissed Nick Carter off

This nigga Tech got me high and now I finally got a good alibi

So check it out, I got a...

[Chorus: Tech N9ne]

I got a blunt (And a ho)

I ain't about to spend my whole day stuck in the funk

So I'm about to get drunk (And a ho)

Sitting right on top of me with that incredible rump

So check it out

I got a blunt (And a ho)

I ain't about to spend my whole day stuck in the funk

So I'm about to get drunk (And a ho)

Sitting right on top of me with that incredible rump

So check it out

[Verse 3: UBI]

I got a chick out of town always giving me stuff

She stay mad as a fuck cause I don't visit enough

So she calls me to cuss

I don't know what it was, but, uh, something that I does got 'em falling in love

So we on the phone beefing and she crying to me

Like "U-B-I, you be fly, but you be lying to me"

True, she dying to see where I was and what happened

Studying social media, she trying to catch him

Bad bitch caught him off guard with the condom off

Let her hit, now my dick feel like it falling off

Sperm went and shot 'em off burning like a Molotov

Word to my mama, I'm disturbed by a lot of broads

That's word to mother, son, I cut her off

Baby, she make me cum a lot, but it come at a cost

I got a girl I love, and I lost, we'll never reconcile

She played me like a pawn for the record

So check it out, I got a...

[Chorus: Tech N9ne]

I got a blunt (And a ho)

I ain't about to spend my whole day stuck in the funk

So I'm about to get drunk (And a ho)

Sitting right on top of me with that incredible rump

So check it out

I got a blunt (And a ho)

I ain't about to spend my whole day stuck in the funk

So I'm about to get drunk (And a ho)

Sitting right on top of me with that incredible rump

So check it out

[Outro: Murs]

Oh, man (Ah, shit)

Boss man, boss man

I told you I don't smoke man, you know I don't do that shit

Ay, y'all hear that?

Is that my phone? Hold up

Hello? Hey baby, uh, nah, hold on

Ay, y'all do I sound high?

Fuck! Y'all gon' get me a divorce, man

God damn it

Hold on, baby, I'll call you right back