Gamer

[Intro]

Welcome to G-G-G-Gamer

The game where either you can be the player, or you can get played

Caution, if you do engage and you lose

This may result in severe heart trauma or distort your way of thinking

Play Safely, safely, safely

[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]

I-I-I am a dame-gamer

Play the part, major heart breaker, brain changer

Take her thoughts, make her start, they insane anger

Then they can march, hate can spark, names danger

You gotta be fine to get in my chamber

Untamed, ain't no shame when I bang stranger

But that's a thousand points, one got it, but the thing drained her

And the game hanged her in the strain of a main claimed her

Now what you gon' do different? Wonder how well the picture went

The one I saw was Twitter sent, saw through mommy like Mr. Kent

Lookin' like her kissers were whistling to get liquor bent

Or wishing for me to stick her in a position to dip

I get her hint

A hundred points she gets 'cause we connected

Five hundred points for the number that tech direct texted

Bonus three hundred if she come over and get naked

But a stinky crevice took her to nothing, girl take the exit

[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko]

I'm a game, she the game

I'm a player, you not the same

Who to lose, who to blame

Don't hate the player, hate the game

I can be your super lover babe if you just let me in

Baby it ain't hard to play the game but maybe hard to win

It's a rollercoaster ride, come on as I give it a spin

Play it right you get an extra man baby

[Bridge: Tech N9ne]

Next player, she say she's the best slayer

She love when her breasts bare

With hot candle wax, that's rare

Six hundred points when she say her and her girl is a sex pair

That'll get you an extra man, now we gamin' on that there

[Verse 2: Kutt Calhoun]

Baby you doing good, stay on it, picked up an extra man

The only way to use that bonus is if a sexy friend

Equally fine as you may join us to pass the test

To slam fingers in and then out on your own personal message can

Skype is so exciting and virtual when two tight women ignite

In a delightfulness of dyking in about five minutes

You might just win it yet, but now your girl looking up tight with it

Lack of participation got your points steadily spiking

And if five hundred points is important

Then let your mind, body, and souls free

Keep your opponents from trying to score these

Mighty sluttin' up with just seconds left on the board 3-

2-1 and on to the next ones 'cause these bore me

Because

[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko]

I'm a game, she the game

I'm a player, you not the same

Who to lose, who to blame

Don't hate the player, hate the game

I can be your super lover babe if you just let me in

Baby it ain't hard to play the game but maybe hard to win

It's a rollercoaster ride, come on as I give it a spin

Play it right you get an extra man baby

[Verse 3: Kutt Calhoun]

Eleven Hundred points, mommy looked, smelled and taste good

But lost it from telling it all on Facebook

One got a dinner, the other from Twitter was using a fake picture

And in the end weren't none of them winners

'Til I met this girl from Tagged.com

Got to meet me, whip me, and she be freaky deaky

Got the dinner, a movie and plus a repeat

Highest score ever, but I broke the broad

Say you came close but no cigar my minds primed

[Verse 4: Tech N9ne]

Gaming on ya, even if you got some good head

Hood said you keep the pood fed 'til the woods dead

If you happen to get into bed with me

Then you'll spread quickly and do a medley of ooh and yeahs

With me, and that's a thousand points if you get that

Dinner is a thousand mo', you can get it if you with that

Good conversation can probably get you diamond knickknacks

But a misshap like bloggin' about how I did that, give my shit back

[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko]

I'm a game, she the game

I'm a player, you not the same

Who to lose, who to blame

Don't hate the player, hate the game

I can be your super lover babe if you just let me in

Baby it ain't hard to play the game but maybe hard to win

It's a rollercoaster ride, come on as I give it a spin

Play it right you get an extra man baby

[Outro]

Thank you for playing Gamer

Congrats if you are the winner

Sorry and shit if you are a loser

If indeed you failed

Please come again

But remember

Continuous play may cause extreme nausea

And often results can be fatal

-Game Over-