KJOMD

[Intro: Tech N9ne & Female voice]

Uh-uh-uh

What?

KJOMD baby

What's KJOMD?

This right here

[Hook: Krizz Kaliko]

Oh, I'm kinda jealous of my dick sometimes

'Cause its all that's on their mind

I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure

'Cause they seem to love you more, baby

I'm kinda jealous of my dick, you know

But it gets me what I need

I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure

'Cause they love you more than me, baby

[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]

You ever been in a predicament

When you and your lady are fussin'

And cussin' and she don't wanna deal with you

But you pull out your dick and get to stickin' her

And all of a sudden she wanna chill and have a meal with you

That's crazy right? She ain't even got a feel for you

All she want is the pecker to fetch her

My tallywacker to break her back and no chatter

When she mad at you no matter what kinda ill you do

My dick get all the love

So many women got jaws for blood

And they even give drawers, they kissin' balls but no kiss at all for mug

(Hahh) I know my breath don't stink

Any more neglect then my chest gon' sink

Baby, I want love and a kiss thang, it's pain

What I'm sayin' I'm kinda jealous of my dick, mane

[Hook]

Oh, I'm kinda jealous of my dick sometimes

'Cause its all that's on their mind

I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure

'Cause they seem to love you more

I'm kinda jealous of my dick, you know

But it gets me what I need, baby

I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure

'Cause they seem to love you more

[Verse 2: Tech N9ne]

I can already see the call

They don't wanna be with me at all

They just wanna go D to balls

I shouldn't have ever let it be free to y'all

'Cause my heart be hurtin' but my private part be squrtin'

I don't even get attention in spurts

Whenever I'm lookin' for love and sex be certain

I even have a lot sayin'

"I ain't givin' you none but I can suck you off", Damn!

"I don't think I would ever cut you off

'Cause look at the crazy amount of nut you lost"

But they all wanna bone me

They don't want to get to know me, they wanna dome me but I'm hungry

For lovin' I never get because of my dick, bitch I'm lonely

[Hook]

Oh, I'm kinda jealous of my dick sometimes

I get so jealous, jealous, jealous, jealous

I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure

'Cause they seem to love you more

I'm kinda jealous of my dick, you know

But it gets me what I need

I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure

[Verse 3: Krizz Kaliko]

Kali Baby!

It gets me into problems and it gets me out

Gets me in arguments and don't even know what it's 'bout

Call him the Black n' Decker Pecker, he's a home wrecker

Drops 'em to they knees and he's a little chin checker

See, is it him or me?

Lately we becoming enemies

Only like me when I'm in between 'em

And they say they love me when I'm in the V

I try to tell them get out and then they spit out

Or scream, saying my ding-a-ling they can't live without

Abusin my unit, just wish they loved me more then my middle

[Outro: Krizz Kaliko]

I said you love me but I hate you (Fo' Sho)'

You can't see me but I've watched you (Grow)

Got a women but you love them (Hoes)

If there's a way to stop ya, I don't (Know)

I'm kind of jealous

I'm kinda jealous of my dick, you know

It's crazy crazy crazy, I'm kind of jealous

I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure

My johnson, my unit, my peter, my schlong, my everything wrong

I'm kinda jealous

Kinda jealous of my dick sometimes

Yeah...