The Report (Skit)

[Skit]

What happened, ma'am?

They came in shooting and taking food

Who's they, ma'am?

The Technicians!

What kind of technicians?

The fucking Technicians, I don't know

Uh, the Technicians are the underground group that refuses to take the vaccines and the ID chips, sir

Oh, got it

Mam is anybody hurt?

Did they hurt anyone?

No they just took food and stole this guy's produce truck

They just kept shooting guns

Okay, ma'am, calm down, we're here now

Would somebody turn that fucking music off?!