Headbanger

[Verse 1]

Last night, I went to a party

It was a heavy metal party

Everybody had poofy hairdos

Sportin' big white Adidas sneakers

But, everybody was having a good time

Everybody was gettin' wasted

And then, this guy came in the room

Looking like the ghost of Cliff Burton

[Chorus 1]

He was a headbanger

He whipped his head around so fast, he gave himself a concussion

Dude, you better slow down before you break your neck

You know that shit can't be good for your brain

[Verse 2]

Holy shit, man, I can't take it

Just the sight of it was making me dizzy

Someone asked if I was in the KISS Army

And I said, "What the fuck are you talking about?"

Everybody was having a good time

They were riding the Banzai pipeline

And then, this guy took off his denim jacket

And his shirt said "Bark at the Moon"

[Chorus 2]

He was a headbanger

He whipped his head around so fast, he gave himself a concussion

Dude, you better slow down, you're giving me a fucking headache

You know that shit can't be good for your brain

[Outro]

(Headbanger) Yeah, you know that shit can't be good for your brain

(Headbanger) Yeah, you know that shit can't be good for your brain

(Headbanger) Yeah, you know that shit can't be good for your brain

(Headbanger) Yeah, you know that shit can't be good for your brain