39 (Clean Version)

She's 39, but she still looks young

Not very young, but a lot of fun

She's my 39 lady in the sun

49 and I'm feelin' fine

In the sun that's a lot of fun

Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops on

I'm wearin' socks and my toe is tight

I think about her every day and night

39 year-old lady, she looks pretty good to me

I'm 49, drinkin' white wine

Not goin' out with no 19 year-old chickities no more

From now on I got my 39 year-old boar

Oh!

Don't you call her a boar

I'll freakin' tear your esophagus out

She's sweet and she's getting old

And she's mine, to have and to hold

She needs a dentist appointment quick

I pay for it and she blastin' my bricks

When we text each other, I fiddle with my bagеl

I stick the finger in it!

Then I frеakin' ridadiddly doo

I love my bagel, i'm a jew

Spread on the cream cheese, dripped upon my shoe

Get me a tissue

Chardonnay in the setting sun

She's 39, but she's number one

Get the apartment just right, she's comin' over tonight

I like it cause I don't feel scared

She's 39, I'm in my underwear

Here she comes, comin' down the hallway

She's knockin' on my door!

I open the door

There she is, not too bad, good enough

39 year-old lady, young enough for me

Scooby Doobin' but she's good enough for me

Spritz some perfume and she's, good enough for me

Mature woman, she's my lady

Uh huh, uh huh, ooh yeah

She ain't gonna be messin' around with no other guys

Nonononono no, she's mine, she's my special lady

Special lady

We can see a freakin' movie

And agree it's a total piece of cheese

Comfortable shoes, never lose

We can freakin' talk about some things

She don't need no diamond rings

She don't need no diamond rings