39 (Clean Version)

She's 39, but she still looks young Not very young, but a lot of fun She's my 39 lady in the sun 49 and I'm feelin' fine In the sun that's a lot of fun Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops on I'm wearin' socks and my toe is tight I think about her every day and night 39 year-old lady, she looks pretty good to me I'm 49, drinkin' white wine Not goin' out with no 19 year-old chickities no more From now on I got my 39 year-old boar Oh! Don't you call her a boar I'll freakin' tear your esophagus out She's sweet and she's getting old And she's mine, to have and to hold She needs a dentist appointment quick I pay for it and she blastin' my bricks When we text each other, I fiddle with my bagеl I stick the finger in it! Then I frеakin' ridadiddly doo I love my bagel, i'm a jew Spread on the cream cheese, dripped upon my shoe Get me a tissue Chardonnay in the setting sun She's 39, but she's number one Get the apartment just right, she's comin' over tonight I like it cause I don't feel scared She's 39, I'm in my underwear Here she comes, comin' down the hallway She's knockin' on my door! I open the door There she is, not too bad, good enough 39 year-old lady, young enough for me Scooby Doobin' but she's good enough for me Spritz some perfume and she's, good enough for me Mature woman, she's my lady Uh huh, uh huh, ooh yeah She ain't gonna be messin' around with no other guys Nonononono no, she's mine, she's my special lady Special lady We can see a freakin' movie And agree it's a total piece of cheese Comfortable shoes, never lose We can freakin' talk about some things She don't need no diamond rings She don't need no diamond rings