The Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage

[Verse 1]

This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage

Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage

And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and went to make movies

Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams

[Hook 1]

And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno

He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage

He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doin' mushrooms

"Fuck him! I don't need no Hollywood Jack, anyway!"

[Verse 2]

So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble

And Rage Kage lived deep in the broilin' valley below

Yes, the Rage Kage bubbled with rage, he looked at the ground and he looked on the stage

The lava was flowin' and broilin' inside the old Kage

[Hook 2]

As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him

He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door

He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions

He'd screen KG's calls and snort coke off the ass of a whore

[Bridge 1]

No one respected him, they just rejected him

No one would represent Kage

Left on the streets of his dreams, he would cry and he'd rage

For the stage, ah

[Flute Solo]

[Verse 3]

Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble

They sent Kage away 'cause he had gone completely insane

So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jet plane and flew all that night through the rain

To be with his friend and see what remained of his brain

[Hook 3]

Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors, "You've got to retrieve him

You've got the technology, use the techniques of your trade"

He grabbed their lapels and he screamed, "By God, you must save him!

Because Rage Kage and I, can't you see, that we're one and the same?"

[Bridge 2]

Ah, Rage Kage, oh, Rage Kage

There be magic inside that old name

And you know that you know

When you're going completely insane

Ah, the Rage Kage, ah, the Rage Kage

Oh, the lion will roar once again

And you know, yes, you know

When you're going completely insane

[Outro]

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again

Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage will ride once again, ah-ah-ah-ah