I Pissed In Your Mountain Dew ‘97

I pissed in your mountain dew, you didn't even notice

Are you that fucking dumb that you can't taste piss?

Now they'll rush you to the emergency room and give you a stomach pump

I'll say that urine's a lot better than eating all that junk food

Its fortified with lots of riboflavonoids and vitamin C and shit and whatnot

If you don't believe me then you can drink my pee

If you get out of the hospital stay the fuck away from me

You've been bitching all your life, dude stop whining. You'll be alright

Why do all the ska bands say pickitup they go

Pickituppickitupickitup but what did I put down you fuck?

Did you think I dropped a beat? Put it down and its complete

Chris is a veggie boy cause he doesn't like to eat meat

Rudy wears a suit and tie its 100 degrees outside

Aren't you hot or is style that important to you?

As you can see that 2-Tone whatever ain't for me

I put it down now. 123

You've been bitching all your life, if you stop whining you'll be alright

I'm gonna try to make it through the night