The Pez Song

I've had a bad week, its a bad bad world

No friends, cash, success, still no girl

New life's what I think I need

Made a mistake that I can't change

Or fix it up. Life's bad and strange

I know just what I need

Cigarettes? No. Rot my teeth. Make my smile yellow and my breath reek

P-E-Z! Its all I got but all I need

No alcohol. You'll make me fat. Make me sick I don't want that

P-E-Z! Its all I got but all I need

Its cheap, tastes good and doesn't smell

With packs on ten, I share the wealth

I like my P-E-Z

Tons of flavors, every one kicks

Its just a piece of candy, but I'm addict

I like my P-E-Z

Coffee- Yeah, good but dumb with the diner's $2 minimum

P-E-Z! Its all I got but all I need

Acid- No, not today. I got more than enough messin' my brain

P-E-Z! Its all I got but all I need